I HATE SHANE SDV


Who is Shane?
He is the single most unnatractive and annoying marriage candidate in any game, let alone Stardew Valley. Not only that, but he's boring and unkind. Not a very nice man!

He is just straight up rude to you to begin with and his personality barely gets any better from there. Also, while many of his fans plead: He's relatable! yes... I understand this... But I'm not playing a semi-fantasy farming/dating sim for its roots in reality! I don't wanna deal with his issues when I'm just tryna have fun! Catch me gifting him trash every time I see this man because I hate him so much.

He has the personality of a 2012 tumblr girl who only reblogs pictures of alcohol she can't drink and pizza, except somehow worse. I want to delete him from the game. He is the root of everything I dislike about SDV. He ruined my life.
<-- this is me punching Shane.

The blue chickens aren't worth it babes.

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